There once was a sandwich made with only the finest ingredients. Imported french bread, high quality farm meats of several poultries, freshly ripe vegetables, and award winning sauces.
One sandwich has never existed, but instead, disgraces to sandwich cultures continue without justice. There is, however, a society of sandwich lovers who have vowed to rid the world of the worst abominations in sandwich history. For forty years, they have existed and protected the world from devastation.
Now, a dark force aims to deploy a terribly disgusting sandwich. They use billions of dollars advertising their terrible plan to fool the public eye, but I know better. They use their money to influence the leaders of the defenders of sandwiches while lying about their intentions, but I know better.
I am sandwich man.